28 7 / 2014

youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

(via deadly-viper-assassination-squid)

28 7 / 2014

hiddlesprincess:

Cuz I LOVE this movie that’s why

28 7 / 2014

28 7 / 2014

26 7 / 2014

listoflifehacks:

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More mouthwatering food hacks here

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26 7 / 2014

ravenclaw-queen:

In which Draco and Harry dress a little too quickly after a meeting

I don’t even ship it and this is awesome

(Source: scaredpotter, via lazyboners)

26 7 / 2014

bisexualfetus:

my résumé

bisexualfetus:

my résumé

(via beyoncevevo)

26 7 / 2014

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via hooligan-hideout)

26 7 / 2014

26 7 / 2014

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26 7 / 2014

vittyyluvscookies:

unsolicited disney

(via pizza)

26 7 / 2014

26 7 / 2014

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

(Source: adayinthelifeofjake, via hooligan-hideout)

26 7 / 2014

digitaltits:

*white kid from 90’s tv show on bed throwing baseball up in the air and catching it while staring at ceiling*

(via pizza)

26 7 / 2014

tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

image

(via ruinedchildhood)