20 5 / 2013
20 5 / 2013
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via snowybuttercup)
20 5 / 2013
20 5 / 2013
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I just read
My penis hurts after reading this
shine bright like a ‘gina
(Source: patbby, via athenernener)
19 5 / 2013
English class
I Write Sins Not Tradgedgdegedgies
(Source: nishlo, via sweetapplestrider)
19 5 / 2013
cause i may be bad but i’m perfectly good at it
(Source: getoutoftherecat, via paging-doctorfaggot)
19 5 / 2013
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via whatsacanada)
19 5 / 2013
I JSUT REALIZED HIS NAME IS RICO BECAUSE RICO IN SPANISH MEANS RICH WOW I’M JUST 5 YEARS LATE
OHMYGOD I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE.
WHUT EVEN.
(Source: imsodonewithjustinbieber)
