22 8 / 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"

tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"

(via cheetahgirl69420)

22 8 / 2014

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

transhumanisticpanspermia:

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

these skeletons look legitimately friendly and inviting, i don’t know about you guys but i’m hella stoked to kick it with these skeletons

(via satanic-potatoe)

22 8 / 2014

22 8 / 2014

22 8 / 2014

(Source: theonion, via zackisontumblr)

22 8 / 2014

22 8 / 2014

rainypeach:

shaggy that is so mean I thought u were better than this

rainypeach:

shaggy that is so mean I thought u were better than this

22 8 / 2014

  • 1: fuck it

22 8 / 2014

blink of an eye; everything’s changed

(Source: gifharrypotter, via glitter--cats)

22 8 / 2014

22 8 / 2014

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

(via canadumb)

22 8 / 2014

nyctaeus:

Olivia Locher - ‘I Fought The Law’
Photo series illustrating the most absurd laws still valid in America today

1. In Rhode Island it is illegal to wear transparent clothing

2. In Arizona you can not have more than two dildo’s in your house

3. In California nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool

4. In Alabama it is illegal to have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at all times

5. In Tennessee hollow logs may not be sold

6. In Utah no one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin

7. In Kansas, it’s illegal to serve wine in teacups

8. In Ohio, it’s illegal to disrobe in front of a mans portrait

9. In Kentucky it’s illegal to paint your lawn red

10. In Connecticut pickles must bounce to officially be considered pickles

(via satanic-potatoe)

21 8 / 2014

  • 1: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • 2: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land

21 8 / 2014

(Source: runninginheels90, via qlitoris)

21 8 / 2014

(Source: runninginheels90, via qlitoris)